
Yesterday William and I walked into the mud room from outdoors. It's my favorite room in the house right now. And it's the smelliest. It's the perfect place to strip down after a messy day. It's convenient for taking off clothes and tossing directly into the washer, which also lives in there. If we warn one another, it's even possible to streak from the mud room to a bedroom. I still haven't decided if this room smells more like a zoo, a goat pen, or me.
As we stepped inside, William said, "Hmm, smells kinda funky in here. I think it's time to wash this room, now that the babies are born."
I agreed.
Over the past couple of weeks we've run in and out of this room, during all sorts of weather, after having sat in mud, goat poo, blood and other body fluids, then tramped back into the house, stripped off our nasty clothes and hung them on the hooks in the mud room to "dry out" so we could throw them back on again in a hurry a bit later, slightly dryer, but not any less smelly. Not only do we smell like a goat at the end of every day, but the mud room has started to smell like that, too. It reminds me of the smell of a zoo.
Last week I had a sick baby goat. He wouldn't eat, wouldn't poo, and couldn't keep warm. His mother's parenting skills were lacking so I brought the baby in the house. For that evening and night our poor little Clarence lived in a laundry basket in the mud room. He seemed to feel very at home. The smells in that room were very much like the smells familiar to him in his little barn stall. He never cried or complained. And he never made a mess.
This room has multiple uses really. At times it becomes a zoo. Or an animal hospital. It has housed puppies (Amanda's dog had puppies in there a few years ago), kittens (I picked up a couple of strays and raised them in there), Yogi, for a day or two when he first came here, and now a goat.
It's a good thing that room isn't any bigger. Just imagine what I might do in there then.